Perfect baby and creatures of the wild
The baby arrived in style - it was all supposed to be natural but ended up with a helicopter trip and an awful lots of medical intervention - but now we have the amazing and beautiful Lily-Rose, she looks like a wonderful delicate little pixie and we are all now an awful lot wiser!
This morning I looked out of the window and the whole bay was filled with dolphins, I rushed out took lots of pictures and then thought why not just get in. Rushed back to the house, cozzie on and out amongst it. I was swimming away towards them, not sure of my intentions when suddenly five big grey smiling faces were swimming towards me full pelt, I backed off pretty damn quick and then they didnt want to play later on when I did, so next time I will be braver, hopefully tommorrow.
There was a big, brown dead-looking rat outside Ollie’s Cottage a few days ago with a long, thick ringed tail, the eye I could see was open. I though I better leave it there for a little while, I didnt want to pick it up and discard it in case it was only playing dead and would swoop towards me and rip out my jugular as I bent over it.
The next day it still being there in the same position, I phoned my landlady. She said she’d put some poison down in the shed next door a there were rats in there.
I thought about what she said……why would a family of rats want to stay next door in the backpackers self-catering and hunting,shooting and fishing, when they could move into my house and get full bed and board and really get into the major task of producing progeny.
The next day there were a fews flies around the now flatter body and a kind of internal movement. I bravely decided to get rid of it . I assembled several thick tissues and keeping my body as far away from the action as possible, I picked up the very tip of the long ringed tail. I had expected the tail to have quite a lot of movement, to be fairly flexible. But now as I carefully selected the tail tip and lifted it high, the tail was long and hard and rock like and the whole animal swung towards me …..eeeek . My whole body went into a massive squirm, but I squared up again this time lifting it up and swinging it over into the waste land next door.
I went back into the cottage took my remedy for shock, fear and upset and had a lie down. Being a pioneer isnt easy you know